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Work Visa Expired

September 9, 2013

The time has come where I am forced to make a decision about my mail order bride. On September 3, Dana’s 25 year trial period work visa has expired and I am now forced to marry her to keep her in the country. I guess I could let her go but after 25 years of training she is turning into quite an asset. Where else could I find a woman that can work the fields all day, bang a nail or two when necessary, wear a Budweiser bathing suit, make good meals and keep me warm at night? It looks like an easy decision on paper but I guess I’m just worried about a long term commitment. I think I’ll go for it!


  1. Renewed Wedding Vows?? I am so lucky to have such a romantic guy!!! I am sure with these published on the internet I am going to have to use my shovel to fend new prospects off……

  2. Mom Merritt says:

    How lucky are you to have such a healthy, willing, energetic and attractive bride such as Dana!?! She is very special and a great asset to the family. We all love her dearly.

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