September 9, 2013
The time has come where I am forced to make a decision about my mail order bride. On September 3, Dana’s 25 year trial period work visa has expired and I am now forced to marry her to keep her in the country. I guess I could let her go but after 25 years of training she is turning into quite an asset. Where else could I find a woman that can work the fields all day, bang a nail or two when necessary, wear a Budweiser bathing suit, make good meals and keep me warm at night? It looks like an easy decision on paper but I guess I’m just worried about a long term commitment. I think I’ll go for it!